I imagine it's a universal truth that kids
think their parents are boring and that everyone else's parents
are so much more cool. It wouldn't surprise me even the children
of presidents and movie stars think this way.
Carmen and Juni Cortez (Alexa Vega and Daryl
Sabara) are exactly those sorts of kids. Carmen begs her mom,
Ingrid (Carla Gugino), for her favorite bedtime story, the tale
of the two spies who fell in love. As the story unfolds, Carmen
and Juni are mesmerized by the adventure, little realizing that
their mom and dad, Gregorio (Antonio Banderas), really are spies
and it's the true story of how they met.
The kids are dropped off at school the next
morning to face bullies and all of the other hazards of being
a kid, all the while wishing their parents were a little less
normal. Little do they know.
After getting married, Ingrid and Gregorio
decided to give up the spy business, yet they each have maintained
their contacts throughout the years. They pretend to each other
that they are happy and content, but each secretly yearns for
one last adventure. Their chance comes when Gregorio learns
that other spies have been vanishing. He makes a connection
while watching a kid's show, Floop's Fooglies -- it appears
that the strange creatures on the show may, in fact, be the
lost agents.
Leaving the kids in the care of their "Uncle"
Felix (Cheech Marin), the parents dash off to save the world...and
are promptly caught by Floop (Alan Cumming) and his evil minion,
Minion (Tony Shalhoub). It would seem that as difficult a task
as raising kids may be, it isn't quite enough to maintain one's
edge as a spy. Ingrid and Gregorio, simply, are out of practice.
Once Felix learns the news, he reveals to
the unbelieving kids that their parents are really spies and
have been captured. The two kids reach a safe house set up for
them and find all of their parents' cool spy gadgets. It's at
this point that they decide that it's up to them to rescue their
parents.
Spy Kids is a true rarity in Hollywood. This
is a film that portrays its two young main characters as the
kids they are rather than miniature adults. Sure, they are thrust
into the grown-up situation of having to rescue their parents,
but they go about it just as you'd expect a kid to. They even
spend time engaged in brother and sister bickering at times
that are probably inappropriate (such as when being attacked
by killer clone robots).
Also refreshing is that the humor in the film
is genuinely funny without having to resort to cheap shots and
bathroom jokes (with one notable, yet still humorous and inoffensive
exception). Despite being about spies and world domination,
the film retains a lighthearted quality. Spy Kids makes you
feel good about laughing, not guilty.
The film even manages toss a healthy dose
of family values into the mix. Carmen and Juni may bicker, but
they are still brother and sister and do what they can to protect
each other. Avoiding the cliché of mom and dad being
on the outs at the beginning of the film and suddenly reconciling
after the crisis, Ingrid and Gregorio maintain a stable relationship
throughout -- their only problem is that they each still want
to be spies.
Lest you get the impression that this is all
just a sappy kid-flick, keep in mind that it was written and
directed by Robert Rodriguez, the man who brought us El Mariachi,
Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn. He has a distinct, dangerous
edge to his films and that isn't lost here. He somehow manages
to lend that edge to a family film and the translation actually
works.
I should point out that the plot is immensely
goofy. To sum it up, Floop's plan is to create an army of robot
kids who are fashioned after the children of important politicians
and the like. The only problem is that the robots are stupid.
To fix this, Floop requires the "third brain," a high
tech processor (that just happens to look like a miniature brain),
so that he can replicate it and implant it into all of his robots.
The third brain happened to be a project Gregorio was working
on before leaving the business, thus he and the rest of the
Cortez family hold the key to thwarting Floop's plan.
This is the sort of plot that would hold the
interest of pre-teens and few else and that's exactly the point.
Spy Kids reminds us of what it was like to be enthralled by
Saturday morning cartoons as though they were the most important
stories in the world. The visual style, dialogue and jokes will
charm even those who think they are too old and cynical to enjoy
a film such as this.